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The bull

You are 0% sweet, 0% playful, 0% fearless and 0% dominant.



Brutal. Fast. Dominant. Unimaginative. You're the bull. You're afraid of nothing and nobody. You don't look in front of you. Anyway you're only interested of what is below you.

Please consider reading the thesis of David Levy about Love, Marriage and Sex with Robots. This enlightening book suggest that, despite appearances, there is hope for you to have a fulfilling sex life. In the far future.

Consider: The pig, sex shops, robots.
Avoid: The others, for their own good.


Explaination of the variables. You are:

Sweet: If you like to do sweet things, and care for your partner.
Playful: If you are imaginative and like to play together with your partner.
Fearless: If you like to try new things and you are not afraid of what people think about you.
Dominant: If you take the lead most of the time. Note that this comments only apply to sexuality. You might be a very charming person. But definitely not in a bed.

Have a look at the animals that you could have been:

The donkey
The big cock
The pig
The nasty kitten
The mantis
The tigress
The lion
The fluffy bunny
The panda bear
The she-wolf
The ram
The puppy
The dalmatian
The pink pantheress
The bonobo

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