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They know your name at Blockbuster don't they?
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
R: How do you write women so well? MU: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
-As Good As It Gets
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by a horrible cunt... me!
HE: You know, I think you're a very special unit. IW: That's sweet. HE: I hope we get to know each other better. IW: Yeah, me too. HE: Do you swallow?
-Me, Myself, & Ireene
But what if the Guarantee Fairy's a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.
RG: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow. AM: We don't have a cow, we have a bull. RG: I'm...gonna brush my teeth.
He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.
No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
JL: Isn't that what makes a man? TD: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
-The Big Lebowski
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
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