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Passive Pudendum

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Passive Pudendum

Pudendum comes from the root word pudēre (‘to make ashamed’ in Latin).  Synonyms for pudendum include: “cookie”, “cooter”, “pooter”, and “vajayjay”, all the cute diminutives that make you feel dirty.

As a person, you are sweet, introverted, and extremely modest.  You empathize with animals and work to avoid conflict.  You also have difficulty meeting people and asserting yourself with loved ones.  This could lead to sexual dysfunction, alcoholism, and passive aggressive outbursts.  Consider a career as a veterinarian, a home-maker, or a posthumously famous writer.

As a vagina, you are fresh, full-lipped, and pretty but prone to yeast infections.  To create a more open, nurturing environment, cut back on alcohol and complex carbohydrates, wash yourself gently with unscented soap, and make sure that your panties are 100% cotton.

Famous pudenda: Sylvia Plath, Linda Lovelace, Beatrix Potter, and Princess Dianna

Would-be pudenda: Ernest Hemmingway, Clark Kent, and Charlie Brown

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