I'm a professional writer and web guru who enjoys baseball, bad movies, good music, and the cozy feeling that happens when sitting in a corner booth at a semi-crowded bar -- light filtered by colored glass, a small lumpen candle on the table, an easy-flowing conversation in a liquid night. My default mood is silly. I take showers, so I've got that going for me. One time, when I was nine or ten, my friend dared me to urinate in my parents' humidifier, and I did. That might possibly be the meanest and dumbest thing I've ever done (not counting my stint in 'Nam). Sarcasm is fun! So is unbridled joy! Watch out for people who use too many exclamation points! And above all, try not be predictable: it's what the ninjas are counting on.
According to OK Cupid I'm less moral than myself.
I am listless, nocturnal, and incorrigible.