Also, please don't message me looking for nothing but sex. I'm not a toy.
I'm an unrepentant geek.
I'm a spiritual extremist.
I'm a gentleman.
I will kick your ass at Words With Friends.
I delight in being human.
I like to play my music loud.
I love technology.
I'm intensely silly, except when I'm intensely serious.
I'm a grammar nazi, except when I make up new words.
I tend to be very literal, except when mixing metaphors.
I'm a healthy male of breeding age.
OK, that was too simple an answer.
I'm working as a videographer for Optimum Fitness. My work environment has inspired me to whip my body into shape. Got a zombie apocalypse to prepare for.
I just discovered this "Acro Yoga" thing, and want to find a partner so we can practice together. Not even kidding. It's awesome. Google it.
Shoot the video, edit the video. Shoot the video, edit the video. That's me.
And I'm sitting on my horror novel, too.
Committing whole scenes of movies to memory!
I'm pretty animated, I'm on the loud side, and I'm tallish.
I've been complimented on my vocabulary, my optimistic attitude, and my ability to do the voices of cartoon characters.
I've been putting forth effort to be less loud, but it dosen't come naturally to me.
BOOKS: Ender's Game, Hannibal Rising, Mockingjay, Life of Pi, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ringworld, The Two Towers, Screwtape Letters, Dune.
MOVIE REFERENCES (identifying them is good for 10 points each!):
"You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you'll dance with the reaper."
"My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"
"OK. You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend... near 400 GALLONS OF NITRO GLYCERYN!"
"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."
"Why worry? Each of us has an unlicensed nuclear accelerator strapped to his back."
"Dogone near lost a $400 handcart."
"I have crossed oceans of time, searching for you."
"Allright you primitive screwheads, listen up."
"Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. We call it 'suspicious.'"
"The closer we are to danger the further we are from harm."
"Psychos? They looked like psychos to you? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
SHOWS: Game of Thrones, The Borgias, South Park, Mythbusters, Family Guy, Star Trek: TNG, Naruto, True Blood, The Daily Show, Big Bang Theory.
MUSIC: Escala, Rehab, Dream Theater, 30 Seconds To Mars, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Beetoven, John Lee Hooker, Eric Clapton, The Offspring.
FOOD: Sushi, pizza, steak, red snapper, salmon, beef ribs, mama's lasagana (you've GOT to try it.), Guinness, spinach, good cheese.
2 Human contact. I value my friends and family very highly.
3 A computer. I work and play with one every day.
4 People watching. Humans are so very, very funny. Thankfully there's a lot of them around.
5 Indoor plumbing. Thank God for the modern age.
6 Certian inalienable rights. My favorites are free speech and freedom of religion.
What nearby items could be used as weapons in case of zombies?
When will the aliens make contact?
Where is the right girl?
Why don't we eliminate the Electorial College allready?
How do we fix the public education system?
My continued existance here means that I am meant to be on this planet for a higher purpose.
Also, it means that everything from that day on is worth double points.
...you're a person, and respect yourself enough to be treated as such.
...you're looking for a lover.
Lastly, if you recognise the general insanity of the world at large for what it is, we should talk.