Would Alucard Be Interested in You?

1. 1

   Are you a virgin, my dear?

   Yes, I am!

   No, but I have very limited experience.

   Most decidedly not...

2. 2

   You're in a hopeless situation.  What do you do?

   Stand my ground and fight to the end.

   Run away, fight, do whatever I can to stay alive as long as possible.

   Fall apart, cry, give up.

3. 3

   How old are you?

   under 20.

   20-40

   40 or older

4. 4

   Do you ever fantasize about being taken from behind by a hell hound while making out with a woman while humming "God Save the Queen" while being penetrated by shadow tentacles while engaging in sadomasochism in a coffin on a boat on the Atlantic Ocean?

   No, you pervert!  Get out of here before I throw something at you!

   You can't ask me that!  Can you?  Er, I decline to answer?

   I'm sorry, but what?

5. 5

   Monogomy?

   Important for both partners

   The female should be monogamous while the male can have multiple partners

   Orgies!  Or, I would enjoy a polygamous relationship if I got along with the third person.

6. 6

   What are you?

   Human

   Dog

   Monster

7. 7

   Are you an orphan?

   Yes

   No.

8. 8

   How is your sex drive?

   Insatiable

   Normal

   Low or nonexistant

9. 9

   How open-minded are you about sex?

   I'll try just about anything at least once.

   Middle of the road

   Missionary is kind of out there, in my book.

10. 10

    I'm going to tease you about something now.  How do you react?

    By getting flustered.

    By ignoring you or replying dryly.

    By yelling or throwing something.

Go!