Which Gilligan's Island character are you?

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2. Hi! If you're taking this test, you're probably old.  "Gilligan's Island" aired in the mid-late 1960s, was on re-runs when I was a pup, and has mercifully vanished from most of TV.  It's not a very good show -- Hawaii 5-0 has held up much better -- and I didn't actually like it.  I pretty much only watched it because my parents were morons who didn't force me to turn off the TV and go play outside.

   But despite the parade of stupid headhunter jokes and that awful laugh track, the show is home to a few uncomfortable truths that you'll come to face when you take this quiz.

   So now you get to find out which character you who would have been in the whacky comedy version of "Lost."  Ready?  Let's get started!

    

It's just a three-hour tour -- I don't need that much stuff.