What Problem Do You Need?

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2. Everybody needs problems.  Problems make great conversation starters.  People always talk about their problems and if you don't have any, you won't have anything to talk about.  Also, people will hate you.   

   The trouble is, not everybody knows what kind of problem they need.  In this test I'll be asking some questions to find out what's not wrong with your life, and then I'll give you a problem to acquire.

I need problems.