What Kind of Pizza Eater Are You?

1. Pizza is a food enjoyed the world over. It has a long and noble history (...it does, right?) and can be enjoyed by putting pretty much any food on some dough (...it can, right?) depending on when, where and who you are.

   This test aims to determine what kind of person you are based on your taste in pizza. That's an absurdly ambitious aim. If nothing else, this test will hopefully help you figure out whether you and another taker of the test could go for pizza together and wind up contentedly sharing a pie, or whether you'd never be able to agree -- on pizza, anyway.

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   Wait, do you even like pizza?

   Yes.

   Not really, no.

Pick a pizzeria!