The Zone of Ethereal Misfortune Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Zone of Ethereal Misfortune Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to find out just how far into the "Zone Of Ethereal Misfortune" you are. What IS the "Zone of ethereal Misfortune" or "ZOEM"? "ZOEM" is like an I.Q. for your Luck, Naivity, Charm and survival All rolled into one. "ZOEM" Is part Darwinian Science, part Religious, and part random eventuallity. Filitering IN, unpredicatability was the hardest part of this test, therefore, it baters you senseless with a bunch of person hypothetical questions, some disturbing imagery, and some shit I probably just scraped up from behind the fridge. (DISCLAIMER) Any test results will be purely Coincidental. Confused, you better fucking be. Click below to begin.

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