The Zombie Survivalist Test

1. 1

   Have you ever fired a gun before?

   Yes. Many times.

   Yes. Once or twice.

   Only airsoft.

   No. Guns and me don't get along.

2. 2

   What is a zombie's weak spot?

   Fire. Burn those suckers. They are afraid of fire.

   Shoot them as many times as you can wherever you want.

   Sever the brain through any method possible. And yes headshots count.

   The heart. Stake them through the heart or something.

3. 3

   How physically fit are you?

   Very. I could run for 5 miles or more.

   Pretty fit. I could run for 3 miles or more.

   Somewhat. I could run for at least a mile.

   Well....running isn't my thing.

4. 4

   Your sitting at home watching the news when you first hear of the zombie outbreak what is your plan of action?

   You gather all your friends and hold out at whoevers house you stopped at last.

   Fortify your home and prepare for the worst.

   Go to the closest mall. Pray there aren't a lot of people there.

   Find the most elevated, easily defendable building you can and fortify it.

5. 5

   How much canned food do you keep in your home?

   Tons. I could survive for months off it.

   Lots. I could survive for weeks off it.

   Some. I could survive for 1 week off it.

   None. I like meat. Screw canned food.

6. 6

   Do you own a firearm?

   Are you kidding, i own tons.

   Yes. One or two.

   No. I don't use guns.

   Does airsoft count?

7. 7

   If you are bitten by a zombie...

   You shoot yourself in the head. At least thats one less zombie.

   You always wanted to be a hero. Grab an explosive and wait for the crowd to gather.

   Don't tell your pals. You always wanted to know what it would be like to turn into one of those things.

   Run around in a panic until someone shoots you.

8. 8

   The love of your life has turned....

   You shoot them without hesitation.

   You shoot them then yourself.

   You run. You can't bear to kill them yourself.

   You stand there until they feast upon your flesh.

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