The Zombie Preparness Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Zombie Preparedness Test. This test will check your percentage of preparedness in case of a zombie outbreak.
2. 1

   Do you have any guns and ammo?

   yes

   no

3. 2

   What vehicle would you drive in case of a fast emergency escape?

   Car

   Bus

   Dirt Bike

   Truck

4. 3

   Where would you flee if your safe location was breached?

   To Canada

   To Mexico

   To the Mountains

   To a small town

5. 4

   If you are on the road and a group of people ask for a ride would you give them one?

   Yes

   No

6. 5

   Where would you shoot a zombie?

   Foot

   Torso

   Head

   Arm

7. 6

   If you had to pick a group of 4 people to take with you who would they be?

   Lawyer, banker, sales clerk, mover

   doctor, carpenter, engineer, cop

   mathmetician, biologist, plumber, chiropractician

   actor, maid , teenager, electrician

8. 7

   Weapon of choice, 1-4 zombies gang up on you.

   Machete

   22. Pistol

   Shotgun

   Grenade launcher

9. 8

   Type of land suitable for safe location.

   Desert

   Mountainous

   Savanna

   Rural

10. 9

    How much dehydrated food do you have stored.

    1 years worth

    none

    4 months worth

    1 days worth

11. 10

    would you believe the media, govt, pharmaceutical Company, during the first wave of zombies.

    Yes

    No

12. 11

    Would you kill your friend if he got bite?

    Yes

    No

Finished!