The Zombie Epidemic Certification Test

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2. 1

   You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of rain steadily hitting your house. You go to turn on the TV to get your wrestles mind to stop wandering so you can go back to bed. Your channel suring when you read the hedlines: Viral Outbreak. Walking dead eating the living. You quickly learn that the dead are, yes, eating the living rapidly. What do you do?

   Lock up your home, call your family and friends to make sure they are alright.

   Lock up your home, call your friends so that you all can meet up and stay together

   Lock up your home, go back to bed, it will hopefully be over in the morning

   Lock up your home, stay glued to the TV

3. 2

   Knowing you can't keep watching the tv or just go back to bed, your frieds come over. You all agree that you need to arm yourself with more than a shovel and cricket bat. Where are you going to go for supplies?

   Local gun shop

   OSH Hardware and Garden

   Target

   Longs Drugs

4. 3

   Before you get to your supply store, how are you going to get there. Remember, the streests are filled with flesh eating zombies, there are little or no survivors and if their are, there is a good chance they have been bitten.

   Your car - 2 wheel drive, low ground clearance, best gas mileage

   Next door neighboors dodge - 4 wheel drive, hemi, crew cab, fair gas mileage

   Bulldozer from construction yard around the block, big, heavy, like a tank, does it run on gas?

   Friend's brand new SUV - 4x4, moderate dround clearance, bad gas mileage

5. 4

   You get to the supplies shop. What do you bring? You can only cary a main fire arm (rifle, shotgun), 1 side arm (handgun) and 2 extra clips of ammo. Whats your best pick for weapons?

   Shotgun w/ hand grip (powerful, short range), 9mm Beretta M92 (quick to load, not very powerful), extra ammo

   M16 (semi-auto only), colt .45 (quick reload, rare ammo found), extra ammo

   Crossbow, knife, extra arrows (do it the old fashion way mano y zombie)

   High powered hunting rifle w/ scope (keep distance, single shot), .357 magnum (powerful, slow reload), extra ammo

6. 5

   Ok, so you have your wepons. You and your friends are finishing up when one of your closest friends gets bit by a zombie that is under the counter. Your other friend shoots and kills the zombie. Now to deal with your bitten friend. You know its fatal, you know there is no cure that you can obtain. What are you going to do with him?

   Eject the clip from your gun leaving a round in the chamber and hand the gun to him. He know's what he must do

   Ask someone else to shoot him

   Shoot him yourself

   Take him with you until he turns and then shoot him

7. 6

   After the ordeal with your bitten friend. You all decide to leave the gun shop to head out of the city. You all decide that there are a few ways to get out. Which one are you going to take?

   Walk the streets. Easy to navigate, but wide open to zombies

   Walk the subways, secure from up above, though a death trap if there are zombies

   Go through the forest. Secluded, though there may be more "things" than just zombies out there

   Find a fortified building and hold up until help arrvies. However, help may only come in the form of a nuke

8. 7

   Deciding that you have to leave the city, you start walking. About 10 minutes down the road you come across two dead (what looks like to be dead) police officers. They have their guns still in their hands and their ammo hasn't been used. Do you pick it up? They could be zombies...

   Yes

   No

   Have someone else pick it up, I don't want to get bitten

9. 8

   Just then, a zombies come out of the shop window from behind you taking your friend by surprise. Your not a dead eye with a gun, but your pretty good (or so you think). How are you going to get the zombie off of him? Hurry hurry... your wasting time.

   Shoot the zombie, hope you don't shoot your friend

   Pull the zombie off of him, but risk getting bitten yourself

   Tell your other friend to do it because your a pussy

   Find the nearest blunt object and play a little golf with the zombie's head

10. 9

    The noise has attracted other zombies to your location. No time to run, all the exits are blocked off, except there is a building. You and your friends run to in, but of course the glass doors are locked. How are you going to get inside?

    Shoot the doors, get inside fast, its glass anyway, it wouldn't stop zombies

    Try and climb through a window

    Send someone to go around back to see if there is a back enterance

    Fight the zombies, make your stand

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