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The Yummines of Your Semen Test

  1. Spooge, manjuice, nectar of the gonads: no matter what you call it, anyone who has sex with men will be dealing with this milky fluid men typically released upon orgasm. Those of us fortunate enough to be able to produce semen should be well advised that our personal habits can affect the gustatory quality of our goo, and that if we want our partners to perform fellatio "to completion", as they say in sketchy hookup ads, we should take steps to improve our flavor. This highly scientific test predicts the per-milliliter quantity of yumminess in your nut based on a short series of questions.

    Health warning: People, don't guzzle the jizz of strangers, please. Hepatitis: eww. Syphillis: eeewwww. You get the picture.

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