Ever wondered how your life would be like in a perfect (or far-from perfect, depending on your outlook on life) world? You know, like you're Frodo and unexpectedly find yourself in a big adventure fighting evil? Only, you're hopefully a bit cooler than Frodo. Or you live on post-apocalyptic Earth and drive round in scrapheap vehicles like Mad Max?
Well, let's just assume for a moment that all of us could (or would have to) live a really exciting life! I'm going to tell you what yours would be like if you found yourself living in a movie setting. Or if you would just die a really exciting, potentially long and painful death. Enjoy!
WARNING! You will end up as a type of personality, represented by a single character who can be male or female. Otherwise it would've taken double as long to write the answers and I would've run out of categories.
I've had complaints from men not wanting to be associated with female characters (interestingly, not from girls with male characters or indeed anyone turning out to be the "Gollum" type). So if you're very insecure in your masculinity I recommend not to take the answer seriously. You probably shouldn't do that anyways :)