***WARNING. THIS TEST IS MEANT FOR ADULTS ONLY AND SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY MINORS. EXPLICIT IMAGES AND SOME PRETTY KINKY S**T LAY INSIDE. IF YOU ENTER THE TEST PAST THIS POINT, YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU ARE INDEED AN ADULT, AND NOT A MINOR. OKCUPID NOR MYSELF WANT TO HEAR ANY COMPLAINTS FROM YOUR PARENTS OTHERWISE. THANX- NR***
Hi, and welcome to my ongoing investigative series of tests that attempt to invade your personal sex life. This test, "Your Genital's Color@ Age 65 Test" is meant to help you gauge your sexual activity when planning for your genitals' future. Hey, you do it for your kids, why not do it for the place where they came from? You surely cannot insure the product without insuring the factory that makes the product!
By obtaining an estimated color of your genitals at the dawn of the Golden Years today, it is in sincere hope that you are able to plan for a better retirement of said family jewels tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or whenever really.
Onward!
