The you have too much time on your hands Test

1. I see you there, in your underwear, wishing that were a woman in your mouth instead of a 7/11 burrito. Well, today is not your lucky day! I am prone to advise you to stick with that bean wrapped monstrosity than any human of the female persuasion; it's hotter than any chica you'll ever get, it will let you near enough to put your lips on it, and it only takes one paper towel to clean up after. If you insist, however, to check your compatability with me, then you may proceed.

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