The "You're such a _____ ass!" Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my "you're such a _____ass!" Test. You already know you're an ass, or you wouldn't be taking this test. The question is... what KIND of an ass are you? I have spent much time observing the ass in it's natural habitat, and have catalogued the various species and their distinguishing characteristics. I offer to you my humble services as an expert in the art of ass-classification.

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