The Would You Win a Darwin Award Test

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2. Could you be someone that puts yourself and others in hopelessly stupid, dangerous situations?  Not sure?  Take my test!  I'll be using the most reliable sources (the internet), teams of crack scientists (my dog), and thoroughly reviewed data (there isn't any) to determine whether or not you'd be a good candidate for a Darwin Award. 

   Instructions:  All of the following stories are true, pick the ending you think BEST fits each one.  All of the questions have a correct answer.

   Categories include:  The Smartest Idiot, The College Drop-out, The High School Drop-out, and The Darwin Award Winner.  Enjoy!

   **Author's Edit - Answers have now been added to the end of each result.**

It's Darwin Time!