The would you want me Test

1. Hi! I am Kira, and this is a test to see weather or not you want me. We shall be able to discern (I hope) whether you want me desperately, or think I'm just all kinds of lame. So how it works is this: I'm going to ask you a whole bunch of scenario based questions and a few other kinds of questions, and you will answer them! and then you'll know just how bad you want me... and then I can bask in the glory of your praise and adoration... or, more likely, I will ignore your results completely because it will turn out that you actually don't want me at all. which is okay too, i guess....

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