The Would You Get To Fuck Me? Test

1. This test will answer the question philosophers have been asking themselves for thousands of years - would they get to fuck me? Well, some of them might (were they not ugly, bitter and - more importantly - dead)! Now, would you?

   Note that this is only a theoretical test. A copy of a positive test result will not guarantee an actual fuck, nor does a decline necessarily mean that I wouldn't fuck you under certain circumstances (e g if I was newly dumped and drunk).

   Apart from these reservations, the test result will bli stunningly accurate.

   Break a leg!

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