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The Would Morrissey Write A Song About You Test

  2. Steven Patrick Morrissey. Poet. Crooner. Frontman for The Smiths. Some call him self-absorbed, but that's just cruel. Not that he wouldn't like that. This test exists to determine if this charming man would write one of his lovely songs about you or if you'd have to settle for pretending he's singing about you as you cry into your diary. Enjoy.

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