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The Would I Throttle You Test

  1. Lets face it, there are a lot of idiotic, whiny, weak-minded and foolish little people wandering the globe these days. This test is designed to give me an idea of your predicted life expectancy if I were to ever meet you in person. Want to know how big of an idiot I really think you are? Well then step on up.

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