The Would I Consider You A Goddess Test

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   This test is designed to determine whether, after becoming acquainted, I would have a tendency to do one or more of the following in your presence: bow down to your superiority, follow you everywhere like a puppy dog, marvel at your every word, create small shrines to adore you, and serve your whims and menial pleasures. Ok, it's really just a fancified compatibility test.
   
   Since I don't do any of those things for guys, let alone many girls, if you're a guy I'm a little weirded out by you taking the test. Especially since you're vying for the title of "goddess" in my book. You can go for it, but just letting you know.
   
   After completing the test your responses will be evaluated and you will be rated on your "goddessness" potential.
   
   Alright, here we go!

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