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The Would Donald Strangle You? Test

  1. Welcome to the "Would Donald Strangle You?" test. This 14-question test (not counting age and gender) will determine if Donald would strangle you to death out of annoyance/aggravation if sitting in a room with him for any length of time.

    Note: Donald does not normally literally strangle people do death. The strangling would most likely go on inside his mind after hastily departing the room and muttering something under his breath.

    Don't take the results personally. Some of them are a little offensive. Also, if you skip any question, you will be awarded the maximum strangleability points for that question.

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