The Word Problems of Life Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Word Problems of Life Test, also known as Can I Apply Math Concepts to Everyday Life, or Do I Have Any Common Sense? I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.

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3. 1

   Do you lease your car/truck/vehicle?

   yes

   no

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5. 2

   Do you buy bottled water?

   yes

   no

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7. 3

   Assuming there is just one of you (as in single), how many cars/trucks do you own?

   1

   0

   2

   3

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9. 4

   Do you pay extra to send your children to religious (probably catholic) school because you honestly believe they are getting a better education?

   yes

   no

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11. 5

    You are about to buy a new car. Do you choose a cheaper vehicle that uses more gas, or a more expensive car that uses less gas?

    Car that uses less gas.  Anything for the environment.

    The cheaper car, because I think the gas prices will drop.

    A huge expensive car, because my image is more important than anything.

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13. 6

    Where do you get DVDs/movies to watch at home?

    I buy them as soon as my favorite movies comes out.

    I rent movies from the video store.

    I belong to NetFlix.

    I reserve all my movies from the library, hey, it's free!

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15. 7

    For those of us who read avidly, where do you get your books?

    The book store, as soon as they are released.  I just can't wait!

    I belong to a  book club.  I am putting together my own library, for my kids to read some day.

    I get my books from the library.  IT'S FREE!

    I pick up paperbacks at rummages sales and used book stores.

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17. 8

    I dine out

    Every day.  I hate to cook, and hey, I have to eat.

    Sometimes 3 meals a day.  It's just easier.

    Only on special occassions, and I try to choose a locally owned restaurant.

    Once or more a week when I am busy, but someplace cheap, and I use a coupon.

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19. 9

    For those of us who are married, how much did you spend on your wedding? (For those who are single, which do you want to do?)

    A year's salary.

    A month's salary.

    All my savings, plus I went into debt.

    I stuck to my budget, and actually got more back in gifts than I spent on the wedding.

    We eloped & went on vacation.  Who needs the stress?

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21. 10

    I got my beloved pet

    From an animal rescue shelter.

    From the Humane Society.

    From a pet store at the mall.

    From the SCPA.

    I ordered my pet from a reputable breeder, because no matter the cost, only a purebred will do.

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    Exercise for me.

    I have a personal trainer  because I just can't motivate myself.

    I belong to an exclusive health club because I only work out with the really cool people.

    I like to buy expensive exercise machines, hoping that I will use them out of guilt.  I use them as clothes racks.

    I walk, run & work out with hand weights in my home.

23. 12

    Groceries for me.

    I shop at the nicest grocery store in town, the one with all the gourmet food.

    I shop at Sam's Club or BJ's, because if you pay a membership fee, it must be a better deal.

    I shop the ads, clip coupons, buy store brands, and go to the stores with the cheapest prices.

Finished!