Hi! And welcome to my will your genes survive test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Or not. Actually, I'll just ask you a bunch of questions that will tell me exactly how nasty you are. For the purposes of this test "nasty" = "likely to enrich the gene pool".
For the purposes of this test, please assume the following:
1) You are physically capable of performing anything asked about on the test.
2) You have all the family members and friends asked about on the test and are capable of bearing/begetting children.
3) You love your family members equally
4) You are much stronger than all your family members and friends put together.
5) The Unthinkable happened.
If, after taking this test, you have any comments, suggestions, or additional questions you'd like to see- let me know, I promise to at least listen to you politely.