Soon, (like any day now) people will come to their senses and proclaim me to be Worshipful Master and Empress of All Earth, ushering in a new era of peace, prosperity, enlightenment, and really excellent sushi bars on every corner. But as your benevolent and merciful master, however much it may pain me to do so, it will be necessary to get rid of all the knee-biters, gits, suck-faces and generally unpleasant people-- you get the idea.
The question is: Will YOU be allowed to take your place in my shiny new society of wealth and enlightenment? Or will you be shamed and banished from the planet for your ignorance and moral turpitude? There's only one way to find out...
