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The Will I kill you with a Spoon Test

  1. Hi! And welcome to my Will I kill you with a Spoon Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. This test will allow you to determine if it is safe coming anywhere near me while I have possession of a spoon.

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