The "Will I Grow Old With Only A Bunch of Cats For Company?" Test

1. 

2. 1

   You and that adorable kitten may be young now, but spinsters never thought they'd go into their golden years with nothing more than a bunch of furry felines. So, the first question is: How many times do you mention your pets in your profile? Note: there's a penalty if you skip this question.

   None

   Once

   Twice

   More than three times

3. 2

   A fabulous, rent-controlled apartment suddenly becomes available, but the lease specifically forbids pets, including cats. Do you consider getting rid of your feline?

   Yes

   No

4. 3

   Have you ever broken up with someone you've been dating because they didn't like/didn't get along/ignored your cat(s)?

   Yes

   No

5. 4

   Have you ever thrown a birthday party for your cat?

   Yes

   No

6. 5

   Have you ever dressed your cat(s) in costumes? There's a penalty if you skip this one. You must be honest.

   Yes

   No

7. 6

   Would you refuse to go out with someone solely because they're allergic to cats?

   Yes

   No

8. 7

   Have you ever taken your cat on vacation with you?

   Yes

   No

9. 8

   Here's the last question: Do pets outnumber humans in your current domicile?

   Yes

   No

Finished!