The Wicked Test

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2. Are you wicked? No, I do not mean the good/cool type of wicked, I mean the evil kind of wicked. How wicked are you on a bad day?? How bad could you be if given the chance... Oh and this is a new test, only just been made so please give me any feedback you care to divulge and I'll see if I can get some better pics up =)
3. 1

   So we'll start you off with a nice normal day, no situation has arisen and everything is going ok and then suddenly you see a stranger walking around with their skirt tucked into their knickers. The stranger has no idea she looks like this. What do you do?

   Giggle and point it out to my friends

   Make the stranger aware of her state undress

   Smile and do nothing

   Recommend a better lingerie store to the stranger

4. 2

   A really unattractive man has gone missing and you see a poster of him everywhere you go. He's on the news, he's in the paper. What runs through your mind when you look into those big round eyes of his?

   I'm kinda bored of seeing him now

   I always think of him and his family

   I occassionally think of him and his family

   Try the RSPCA's rescue centre, what a dog!

5. 3

   A rich, close relative dies. How soon do you think about how you'll spend your inheritance?

   I've already spent it

   The thought does cross my mind before the funeral

   After the funeral

   Inheritance? Doesn't cross my mind until it's in the bank

6. 4

   Ok, I'm sticking with the same theme. You are now at the funeral and you see a very attractive singleton eyeing you up over the cocktail sausages. Do you make a move?

   Gosh, NO!

   Yes. I check that we're not related first though

   YES!

   Damn it, there isn't a condom machine in the toilets..

7. 5

   So now lets see how you good people are when you are upset. You've had the worst day of your life; pet has died; sacked from your job; broken up with your partner... What do you do?

   Be acid-tongued and cruel to everyone I meet.

   Be grumpy and unapproachable

   Cry a lot but keep my bad mood to myself

   Oh well, these things happen.

8. 6

   Ok, that was a bad day, but how are you normally?

   Acid-tongued and cruel to everyone I meet

   Grumpy and unapproachable

   I'm a bit guarded but I'm nice with it

   I'm friendly

9. 7

   Start picturing dead kittens starting from... now!

   I enjoyed that. Are puppies next?

   No. I don't want to

   How did they die? Drowning is so last century

   I did it but I didn't like it

10. 8

    So how many friends do you have? I'm talking about close friends, friends you wouldn't mind donating sperm/wombs for, friends you wouldn't mind sharing your food with?

    0

    1

    2

    3+

11. 9

    Test is nearly over now. One last question... Choose an option from below? (just go with whatever you are drawn to)

    Maiden

    Mother

    Crone

    I dont know!

Finished!