The Wicked High Standards Test

1. This is a compatibility test used to make arbitrary judgments of strangers. The percentages mean very little, unless you get a fantastic score without cheating, in which case we should be married immediately. If you're an idiot, a douche, or a weenie...don't even bother. Honestly.

   Now with new questions and improved categories! I've been slowly making it easier to score better on this test because apparently everyone is "completely average" or lower. However, because that pretty much matches my view of humanity, don't expect any bonus points for being a shithead. If you took the test and your score got erased, I apologize. There were only a handful of you and you'll probably do much better if you take it again. I'll give you a hint: it's not Alien 3.

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