The why don't I ever have a date Test

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   This is usually last, but what do you think your problem is? Try to pick the one closest to you, but if you're "yella", you can skip it.

   I just never meet anybody worth dating.

   I think I intimidate them. I come off as a player, or someone too good for them.

   Because people are too superficial to notice the good things about me.

   They just don't like me that way, we spend mututally enjoyable time together but it never goes anywhere.

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   Tell your typical embarrassing failure story. Which one of these has happened to you most often, or if none of them has happened, which is most likely to happen?

   At a bar, club or other social situation, I made a move and got brushed off.

   Way down the line, when someone I want is taken, they are shocked to find that I had a crush on them and claim that they had one too.

   The one and only person I wanted to date at the time wasn't interested in me.

   I wanted to talk, but I couldn't think of anything to say.

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   What generally is your strategy with your desired date?

   Pine from a distance. Why bother?

   Just be really nice and hope they reward me.

   Take the bull by the horns.You want me and you are coming home with me.

   Take them out and if they like what they see, they'll make a move.

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   So what kind of person do you want?

   Someone who will make the first move.

   The hottest, sexiest, most sought after piece of ass I can find.

   Someone less annoying, stupid, boring and empty than most of the people I meet.

   I'm really, honestly not picky. Seriously.

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