The who would you be in jail Test

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2. Have you ever wondered what would happen to you in jail? Would you get beaten to a pulp? Would you sit at the "cool" table in the lunchroom? Would you find out that "fist" can be a verb? Let's find out. I'll be using extremely complicated methods of measurement which cannot be described here, as you would need an advanced background in statistical measurement and human behaviour in order to understand them. Basically, I will be determining who you would be in jail: The macho white supremist? The crazy guy who steals your lunch and then smears his face with it? The bitch? Lets find out... PLEASE NOTE: I have never been in jail, either as an inmate or visitor. Thus, the questions in this test should not be confused as either advice or knowledge on my part. Duh.

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