The Who's the Bigger Snob Test

1. In the past, I used to say I just have refined taste. I used to say I have a rich cultural and culinary vocabulary. Whatever. Anyone who's ever met me knows the truth:
   I'm a snob.
   A big, fat, pretentious snob.
   Well, not really fat, or big.
   Tall and lean, really.
   I'm a tall, lean pretentious snob. Yeah, that's it. But I digress. The point is, I've come to terms with my snobbery and thus can perhaps help you come to terms with yours.
   
   

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3. The thing is, the name of this test is sort of misleading. There is no bigger snob than me. I am the yardpost by which snobbery is measured. But at the end of this test you'll find out just how scarily close to that yardpost you are.
   
   When you're ready to go, click the dull grey nondescript button below.

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