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The Which Suicide Girl Are You Test

  1. Hi! Welcome to my Which Suicide Girl Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and an enslaved army of the undead to determine your inner alt porn alter-ego.

     

    "It's the same with these suicide girls calling me up. Most of them are so young. Crying with their hair wet down in the rain at a public telephone, they call me to the rescue. Curled in a ball alone in bed for days, they call me. Messiah. They call me. Savior. They sniff and choke and tell me what I ask for in every little detail." - Chuck Palahniuk, the origins of the term "suicide girl"

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