The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test

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4. Are you a Wal-Martian? A Ronald McDonald? Maybe you're a Starbucks whore. Would you go down on Microsoft? Do you and Steve Jobs have something sinfully in common?
   
   After years of biased research and painstaking drinking now you can finally know precisely which of 27 evil corporations you've become.
   
   Do not argue with the results. They will eat you.
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