The Which COOL ER character are you? Test

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2. Welcome to the "Which COOL ER character are you" test. I use the term "COOL" with a lot of heart. Most the characters on the show SUCK COCK as of season 8. Yes, ER has become "The Abby Lockhart Variety Hour" staring Muara ierney, so, in respect to ER's Golden years 1994-2000, and shunning it's "Abby Lockhart years"- 2000-??, we shall move forth on this test.
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   So...It's a lovely day in Chicago, you work in the Emergency room at County General located in Cooke County. You're pretty tired, it's the beginning of your shift, how do you begin?

   Probably just take a few of the easy charts, you know, to smooth out the "waking" up procedure my body goes through.

   Have a cup of coffee in the lounge and make small talk with someone- ANYONE.

   Begin? I dive directly into a gruesome trauma! Get's the blood going!

   Wait for Weaver to yell at me to get a move on.

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   Clothes. You work a 20 hour shift sometimes, god knows they best by comfortable, what is your usual attire in the ER?

   Something comfortable, you know, a good pair of sneakers and some nice socks.

   I just put some scrubs on over my clothes, put on my lab coat and go- there isn't a lot of thiniking to it.

   I wear Khaki's, a nice shirt, a tie and lab coat, with nice italian leather shoes- OH! And a smile on my face!

   I don't DO lab coats, I wear scrubs and that's FINAL!

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   You're locker! During the day you all look alike it's easy to lose who you are! How do you decorate it?

   I have a few pics of my favorite bands

   Some photos of my family, sweet pictures to show off my children and spouse- subtly ofcourse

   Places I really want to visit but just don't have the time and money right now

   Stickers, you know, the shiny ones I was suppose to hand out to kids, and some funny jokes.

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   What's inside thet locker? The likihood of getting puked on or having blood stain you is about 93%. So what do you keep in your locker...you know...just in case. Remember, you spend 80's a week there, you spend the night alot.

   It's like a second home. I keep a spare toothbrush, underware, deorderant, face wash, clothes, socks, you name it.

   Besides some clothes? A lot of CD'S and some reading material

   A tooth brush, some family pictures...and anything I don't want stolen.

   FOOD! If you keep it in the fridge it gets stolen. SHIT!

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   The nurses are just as important as the doctors, they put up with the doctors SHIT. Favoriting is wrong, but who do you favorite?

   Chuny, she's cool and bilingual, and always helps when I need her.

   Malick, he's strong and really funny, always getting my jokes.

   Wendy Goldman, she's silly and cute.

   Jerry- Yeah he isn't a nurse, but he fucking ROCKS.

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   Ok, now who you not like? EVERYONE has someone we want to watch bleed, but who is it?

   Gimpy Weaver, she's such a bitch, seriously? What is that bitches problem?

   Dr. Romano- OH MY LORD! That man is unbelievable.

   I AM DR. WEAVER!

   I AM DR. ROMANO!

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    It's break time, where are you headed?

    To catch up on charts.

    To get some sleep

    Over to Doc Magoo's

    Go masturbate- what?

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    Let's assume you've been on your feet for 13 hours.

    I wasn't joking about the sleep.

    Catch a few ZZZ's and then get some coffee

    Try to get some much need social interactions done

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    The ER is plagued with relationship drama. Either one is beginning, trying to work out or ending- what are you?

    I'm just to busy right now to even think about it, lots of casual sex, but nothing serious.

    I'm married and pretty happy

    I'd like a relationship but I work 80 hours a week

    I have a boy/girlfriend, we're doing fine. They understand the demands of my job

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    You just got done working a 30 hour shift. You're dirty and sweaty and for some reason can taste lilies in your mouth- WHAT?! You take a hot shower, and lay down, right as you're drifting off to sleep, your beeper goes off, it's Kerry, a doubt trauma just came in, they need everyone, what do you do?

    How dare THAT BITCH! I just got off.

    Nothing, shut it off and sleep

    Sigh heavily and go back to work

    Call the desk and tell Jerry to tell Weaver that you just got off of working 30 hours and by LAW, you don't have to come in.

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    It's your night off and TO AN AMAZING DEGREE Kerry hasn't paged you to come in. You're haning out with someone you have been attracted to for some time now, and they mention that if you come to their house, the are most certainly, going to FUCK your BRAINS out. What do you do?

    I prefer to be emotionally attached both physically and mentally.

    Hell, WHY NOT

    This is why I love my husband/wife

    THANK YOU LORD

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    Now pretend that you've been dating for 1 year and are in love, or you're married, how do you respond? Note that you just got off a long double shift and even though it was the other day, you're still feeling the effects. Note that it's also been a good 3 months since you two have been intimate.

    3 MONTHS? Fuck me HARD

    I'm tired but, ok.

    No, I just wouldn't enjoy it.

    I'll go get the whip cream and a copy of "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus

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    Do you have any children? Hell, do you even want any?

    I have one child thank you! Another would be nice.

    I have a kid, but no one knows about it.

    Maybe someday

    Hopefully NEVER

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