The Which Brainwashed Jarhead Would You Be Test

1. Let's face it, the world consists of two kinds of people--Marines and people who wish they were Marines. I shall be using the latest in cutting-edge sciency bullshit I don't understand to determine what sort of devildog you woulda/shoulda/were too much of a wussy to be brainwashed into becoming.

   Semper Fidelis and Oohrah!

   PS. I loathed the Marines and couldn't wait to get the hell out.

   PPS. But I still have an USMC tat, celebrate The Birthday, and get teary when the hymn plays.

   PPPS. Mothereffing brainwashing sonsabitches.

Your recruiter is about to fuck you hardcore, son