The What Type of Villain Are You? Test

1. 1

   Why did you do it?

   For love.

   For glory.

   It just felt right. Then the screaming started and I knew for sure.

   Don't question me.

2. 2

   Did you enjoy it?

   Yes.

   No.

3. 3

   Don't lie to me. Did you enjoy it?

   Hell yes, I would kill babies to do it again. Oh wait, I WAS killing babies.

   Yes, but that's not why I did it. I did it because it was necessary, and I would do it again only if it were necessary.

   Yes, I hate you!

4. 4

   Your underlings come to you having been unsuccessful in their attempt to kill some pesky villager that's been plaguing you.

   I cut off their ears and eat them while they writhe on the floor in pain. Then I have their bodies ripped apart by feral dogs and their heads mounted on my throne.

   It's wasteful to kill loyal employees. I hand them my knife and order them to cut off their own ears--only one ear per person. Those that do not comply, I kill. Those still standing can continue to loyally serve me.

5. 5

   Speaking of the pesky villager, what did s/he do to incur your wrath?

   Looked at me.

   Turned down my advances.

   Stirred discontent among the other villagers: I ordered the pesk killed to nip a rebellion in the bud.

   The pesky villager was spreading personal rumours about me.

6. 6

   You are most likely to say "Do not question me" to:

   The voices in my head.

   My favorite advisor after s/he bluntly tells me my plan sucks.

   My lover after the hundredth time s/he asks me what's in the box.

   Minions.

7. 7

   Your favorite adviser bluntly tells you your plan sucks.

   Off with their head. I like watching heads roll.

   Off with their head: I hired them to suck up to me, not so they could make me feel shitty.

   I hired them because they're good at their job so I ask them why my plan sucks. But they better have sound reasoning or it's off with their head.

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