The What Type of Porn Test

1. What Type of Porn are you more into... and didnt know it?

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3. 1

   Are you dominant or submissive?

   dominant all the way

   tie me up first please

   what does that mean?

   both, maybe?

4. 2

   When your getting in the mood do you skip foreplay or take for ever warming each other up?

   vrooom vrooom, let's go!

   putt putt, i like it slow

   what's foreplay?

   sex, why not just foreplay?

5. 3

   How many partners have you had ever?

   0-5

   6-10

   0, i'm a virgin

   11 or more

6. 4

   Do you prefer to get a learning course on tape or just imagine what the anatomy looks like?

   let me see that huge thing in that tight thing

   my imagination is better than film

   i dont like learning

   where and what is the clitorus

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8. 5

   Black leather or silky smooth?

   rough and ready

   i like it soft

   wait leather can be smooth if worked hard enough

   silk is sooo sexy

9. 6

   Do you know what roleplay is?

   yes, i like schoolgirls

   No, is that like sherades

   yes, but thats weird

   no, i dont like costumes

10. 7

    Is watching something through a set of blinds better or being 2 inches away from the action?

    up close and personal

    as far away as possible

    can i take care of myself too

    watching is nasty and wrong

11. 8

    what type of underwear do you wear?

    thong

    boxers

    ahh, who needs it

    whity tighties

12. 9

    What type of food is your favorite?

    burger

    fish taco

    choclate strawberrys

    whipped cream

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14. 10

    Do you prefer fucking or making sweet sweet love?

    candles and music

    oiled and rough

    soft and sweet

    what does that mean?

15. 11

    Would you ever tie your parnter up for fun?

    yes, but not tightly

    no, but think about it

    only when they deserve it

    thats too much work

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17. 12

    Last but not least... Lets be honest for one second... how often do you release yourself? ;-)

    once a week

    couple times a week

    constant hard-on

    never, how does that work?

Finished!