The What Pet is Right for You Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my What Pet is Right for You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Oh deary me, OKCupid is telling me to rewrite this. Do they have no faith in their own introductions? I must say it is quite a boring introduction. Let me devise my own: Ahem, this is a test that will calculate your compatibility with pets in general. Oh ho! I can hear your thinking! You believe this to be a load of hoey! Indeed, you are correct! But that is not the point! This test is for amusement purposes, and if it does not amuse you, then you are a pathetic being with no sense of humor and must return to humor school immediately. In the meantime, take this quiz, and remember, the right pet for you is only a click away~!

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