Hi! And welcome to my What Office Fixture Are You? Test. I'll be using a sense of humor, 3 used facial tissues, and brown paint chips to determine your true nature. Pick the answer closest to your natural choice. Or don't. I don't care. Just do whatever you want. You're going to anyway. Besides, you don't have to be a psychic brain surgeon to figure out where it's all leading. So, have at it. Feel free to let me know either how clever you think I am, or how trite you know I am.
It's the Office Holiday Party. You...
You just emptied the pot of coffee. You...
An associate makes an off-color joke. You...
The inside of your cube is...
You notice a mistake that has some potentially serious consequences. You...