The What Musical Instrument Are You (in bed) Test?

1. I've always experienced a lover's body as a musical instrument and often the first thing that crosses my mind about a potential lover is "I wonder what instrument they are?"   I've also always experienced musical instruments as similar to lovers and I've played ALOT of different instruments.

   Without sleeping with you, I cannot guarantee that this test is even 50% accurate.  Oh well.

   Some of these questions assume that you're engaged in straight girl/guy sex acts.  If this isn't applicable to you, come up with the best answer you can (I KNOW you can come up with an answer).

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