The What Gender Do You Think Like In The Sack Test

1. Good Morning! Welcome to my What Gender Do You Think Like In The Sack Test. It will determine whether you think more like a chick (aka you need the emotional stuff) or like a dude (aka you're just in it for the good stuff). So sit down, relax, and get that pointer finger out of your pants and back on the clicker.
2. 1

   Do you need foreplay to get in the mood?

   If it's not happenin' neither is the rest.

   What's foreplay?

   Depends upon the circumstances.

3. 2

   Do you snuggle afterwards?

   Always.

   Never.

   Sometimes.

4. 3

   Are you kinky?

   ...define kink.

   Only if you count ball gags, role play, shackles, suspension cuffs...oh who am I kidding. Yes.

   The mere suggestion disgusts me.

5. 4

   Do you believe in free love?

   Why did the 70s end?

   Ugh. They ended for a reason. Monogamy for me, thanks.

   With the right circumstances...maybe.

6. 5

   Do you prefer to be on top?

   Really, I'd rather them do all the work.

   Always. Must keep the control.

   I just go with the flow man.

Finished!