The What Fashion No-No Are You? Test

1. Sure, we've seen them before. Those people walking down the street or in the mall who deserve a fashion bitch-slapping. But let's not fool ourselves - we have ALL committed fashion no-no's before. Take this test to see which aspects of your personality could point to what fashion sins you have, or still do, commit.
2. 1

   Firstly, how do you feel about or treat your body?

   My body is a temple, internally and externally.

   I treat myself relatively well and like to be comfortable.

   I party it up on occassion, maybe miss some showers here or there.

   I do whatever the hell I want! Live fast, die young.

3. 2

   What do you do or would you like to do for work?

   I have a 9 to 5, but would love to own a farm.

   I work retail or in a restaurant, but maybe I'd like to do something bigger. I have time to figure it out.

   I have a pretty good position in life that I went through a lot of schooling or training to get. Business, management, or otherwise.

   Work? *bleep* that!

4. 3

   What is your idea of a great weekend?

   Get piss ass drunk on Friday and wake up somewhere I don't know on Sunday.

   Maybe go see a movie on Friday, go out to eat at a casual restaurant on Saturday, relax on Sunday.

   Go to the mall on Friday night, share a few cases of Beer with friends on Saturday, and spend most of Sunday sleeping it off.

   Go to the salon or spa on Friday, on Saturday see a play or go to the opera, and spend Sunday at the farmers market or Yoga studio.

5. 4

   What is your idea of a perfect meal?

   Ah man, food?! Nice!!!!!!

   McDonalds with something at the Ice Cream stand later would be pretty sweet.

   Some country-fried chicken with homemade chutney and angel food cake cooked right at home and shared with family would be great.

   Reservations at that new French restaurant in town along with aged wine and chocolate fondue for dessert.

6. 5

   Do you have the perfect partner/spouse? If not, what would they be like?

   He or she would want to eventually retire to the country or, if we got enough money, start our own farm or ranch.

   Someone who would want to maybe see a concert with me on the weekend, but overall, someone I like to go out with on occassion. Someone really chill.

   They are the perfect compliment to me in everyway. I can't explain it, but I couldn't ask for anything more.

   Anyone who can stir up some *bleep* with me and is great in bed.

7. 6

   Finally, what are your views on fashion, and are you angry about the assertion that you've committed fashion no-no's?

   I am very fashionable. What do you know about the subject fashion, you peon?

   I like to go to thrift stores and alternative stores. I love unique touches no one else wears. It doesn't matter to me.

   Hey, anything that's comfortable and covers my butt is good enough for me. We all have different views.

   What the *bleep* do I care what you think?

Finished!