The What animal hybrid are you? Test

1. Ever wondered what awesome animal hybrid you would be if you had not had the misfortune of being born a human? Well I have!
2. 1

   What food item do you eat the most?

   Steak

   Fish

   Grains

   Fruit

3. 2

   You are walking and eating the previous food item and someone steals it from you and begins to run. What do you do?

   Bolt after them until you catch up and tear open their carotic artery.

   Scream for help.

   Look into your now empty hands and shrug.

   Steal the said food item from a neighboring person.

4. 3

   An officer of the law confronts you with the intention of arresting you. What do you do?

   Eat him.

   Squirt some strange substance so you can slink safely away.

   Run like the dickens!

   Hide and camoflauge!

5. 4

   It is now time to find a mate. You...

   Emit a strong odor in hopes of attracting one.

   Start screaming; "I am ready to procreate!" while walking around your neighborhood.

   Find someone of the same gender and bash their head into pieces in front of someone of a different gender.

   Reproduce asexually.

6. 5

   Now you have a baby. You...

   Run away run away! It's alive!

   Die.

   Snuggle it until it runs away.

   Eat it.

Finished!