The What's Your Damage? Test

1. Ok, so we all know you can't get through life without a few knocks, scrapes, and bruises. The real question is how inclined to believe you are at fault when these knocks, scrapes, and bruises have occurred!
2. 1

   You are leaving your house, ready to conquer the world when the bus you intended to ride to the world-conquering festivities rolls away without you. You respond by:

   Cursing the heavens which have conspired against you PRECISELY at your moment of triumph!

   Commandeering the next vehichle in your path and proceed to world domination undaunted

3. 2

   You are out on the town strolling along one evening, when from a passing car someone shouts "Check out the Grand Commander of the Loser Army!" You:

   Spin around to see this Megadork in the flesh so you can hurl some insults their way too

   Pull your Grand Commander hat down over your eyes and cry

   Polish the medals on your uniform while mentally recording the liscnce plate number on the offiending vehicle in order to wreak revenge at a later date

4. 3

   When you go to the mall to buy yourself some happiness the lady folding sweaters in the window at J.Crew looks at you derisively. You:

   Realize that she looks that way at everyone because it is part of her job description

   Look for goop on your rugby

   Find the rest of your retail therapy has been ruined by her scorn and go home to eat a bag of Doritos and watch porn

   Point at her and laugh, because, after all, she's working at J.Crew

5. 4

   Sitting at home one evening the power goes out. You immediately realize this is because:

   God hates you

   God hates you AND you didnt pay the electric bill

   Your roommate hates you BECAUSE you didnt pay your portion of the electric bill and so he had it turned off on purpose

   The "agricultural" experiment you have running in the basement has overloaded your circuits. Again.

Finished!