The very penetrating and perceptive "what kind of girl are you?" Test

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2. Hello, welcome to my test. I hate the fact okcupid matched me with a bunch of wet dullards, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, and form a matching test of my own. I dove into the depths of my soggy soul to pull out all the truths of all the things I've learnt in life in order to make this test as penetrating as possible. It has given me some reason to apply my vast experiences with girls (mostly bad ones), and although you might find it offensive/funny, I hope you find it to be somewhat true. I think you will enjoy it. Bye!
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   In 1995 a 16 year old boy killed himself cause he couldn't stand the unrequited love he had for some girl. He left behind 60 songs he had written for her on his computer. This is..

   Romantic, you wish you had known him

   Creepy

   Stupid, he should have kept trying to get it on with her

   Stupid, suicide is always stupid

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   Honestly, the main thing that you take a look at on okcupid profiles is...

   The picture, to see if they're hot

   The picture, to look in their eyes and try to get a read on them

   Their profile, to see what they're all about

   Something esoteric, like the bands they like, or their sign

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   A long motorway is...

   boring

   inviting

   exciting

   something to be explored

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   You burst into the room and...

   crash onto the silk sheets as the music plays

   run straight through and into the next one

   kick the cabinet over, throw the glass menagerie at the wall, put your foot in the tv, and tear at the sheets

   notice that there's something wrong and figure out the secret

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   Your boyfriend of two months suggests going to New York, renting a car, and driving together to America, then, once you've reached the west coast, getting married in Las Vegas. You...

   Dream about it with him, but decline due to your job/friends/family

   Think it's a bit of a stupid suggestion

   Do it all

   Plan it so it won't turn out bad, and skip the wedding part

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