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The Very Important Decisions Test

  1. Hi! And welcome to the Very Important Decisions (formerly Rokkitboi and Shellybob) Test. We'll be using ninja logic and a love of horses to determine just how sexily obese you actually are. This is important, as without such knowledge you will continue to wander the earth not fully utilising your sexual obesity. Ths test is based on months of question development, and is 100% scientifically accurate. Like a haiku.

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